Whimsical Quotes from a Nut
Posted by Zel Allen's nutgourmet on February 17, 2009
Nuts add pleasure to my life in countless ways. I appreciate them for adding spark to my recipes. I love them for their delicious flavor. I am grateful for their health benefits. I enjoy their pleasing crunch. But, that’s not all.
I love nuts for their literary charisma and for bringing a smile to my day. Check out the quotes below—perhaps they’ll make you smile, too.
“Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts.” — Anonymous
“The gods send nuts to those who have no teeth.” — Proverb
“Women, asses, and nuts, require strong hands.” — Proverb
“Love your enemy – it’ll drive him nuts.” -– Anonymous
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” –Charles M. Schulz
“Don’t worry if your job is small and your rewards few. Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.” — Anonymous